Me: I get off at two today. Did you want to do something this afternoon?
Boy: Kick it in the park and shoot squirrels?
Me: I’m good with the kicking it in the park part.
Boy: Fine. I’ll leave my skinning knife at home.
Me: We don’t live inside Red Dead Redemption*!
*I bought him this game for his birthday recently and it has become a fixture in our lives pretty quickly.