(I’m a bit under the weather today so between regular sick day activities I’m planning to mini-post to entertain myself and hopefully you readers – enjoy!)
This totally baffles me. I mean how did this happen?
1. Does Elizabeth Hurley have some sort of weird connection to the cattle industry? Like, instead of paying her for one of her modeling shoots, did someone give her the title to a dude ranch or something?
2. I don’t eat it, but doesn’t beef jerky make you fart like the dickens? Is that something appealing to weight watching skinny chicks?
3. Isn’t she married to an Indian dude and don’t Indian people generally find the cow to be a sacred animal?
All that said, I do have to admit that I am highly entertained by a model’s name being slapped on something so bizarre and incongruous with their public persona. Who knows? Maybe this will start a trend and we’ll see Adriana Lima Bologna and Elle Macpherson Kettle Corn on the shelves in time for Christmas!