When I popped out to grab my lunch just now (a salad, thank you!), I noticed these two kind of gangsta looking guys infront of me fiddling with something.
As it turned out, that thing was a carton of Allen’s Apple Juice, which once they cracked open, the two of them proceeded to chug like their lives depended on it.
Now, I couldn’t tell you why they were doing this but, frankly, I found it kind of hysterical since:
1) I haven’t seen anyone get that excited about juice since I worked in a daycare.
2) I like to imagine that one of the requirements for living the thug life is getting a proper daily dose of vitamins and minerals.
So the lesson for today is don’t forgot your potassium, otherwise you’re likely to bruise if someone tries to bust a cap in your ass!