Twilighters scare me. Not because they believe in sparkly vampires or trample eachother at malls or find jerky behaviour sexy* but because they do things like this . . .
Yes, my friends, the pictures you are currently looking at are of a felt constructed version of Bella Swan’s womb and that little squishy looking white thing is her vampire hybrid baby!
I mean, I like Jane Austen but never once in my entire literary lifetime would I think to construct Elizabeth Bennett’s vajayjay out of paper mache.
(Pictures taken from here.)
*Why does everyone find Edward so awesome? I read the first book and really he just seemed like the whiny asshole I dated in high school.