What the heck is with putting every show in the world on Thursday nights? I mean seriously, I had this all planned out and now, you’re screwing with me by having like four shows I like overlap! Which, because I do not have TiVo (yes I’m primative like that) means I have to choose between my regular Thursday night lineup (My Name Is Earl, The Office, 30 Rock*) or a special two hour episode of Bones** starring Andy Ritcher as a circus ringmaster and a pair of twins that are conjoined at the butt! Andy Ritcher and conjoined butt twins, people! I am baffled just working out the mechanics of that!
Anyway, seriously TV, I am really disappointed in you! Uncool!
* I do not get that Kath and Kim show at all. Molly Shannon could do so much better.
** Yes, I watch this show. It is a crime procedural but the characters make it 10 times more watchable than CSI ***.
*** In the name of full disclosure, I have in the past watched CSI: Miami, but only to make fun of David Caruso (that man could not be more ridiculous what with his inability to walk and talk and his “acting juice” requirements) or to drool over hot sweater vest wearing guy. I have completely given up all hope for the original CSI, because whenever I turn it on, I always see either the two part episode with the transgender killer who is now a judge, the episode where they investigate the death of a guy who likes to dress up like a baby, or the episode where Grissom goes to a chubby chaser sex retreat. Every damn time!